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Most of the poultry jokes available are about chicken and eggs. There are a few about ducks, and turkey, but the majority are about chicken. There is the joke about the farmer who had genetic experience and therefore created a chicken with three legs so that he, his wife and his son could all enjoy the eating the leg which was their favourite part of the chicken. Unfortunately he had not had the opportunity to enjoy his ingenious creation as they ran too fast and he had not been able to catch one. Another funny one is a cartoon strip in which the lady is showing her friend around the farm telling her about how self sufficient they have become. As she walks past the chicken she mentions how when the chicken stops laying eggs they will eat her. In the next picture, the chicken is at the store buying some eggs.
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December 22, 2011 at 7:48 am Comments (0)
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Facebook is a huge website with various components. These components are placed in this site to help users manipulate their accounts and utilize their services. Facebook groups are aimed at giving users a platform in which they can come together through a shared interest and share what they have regarding that common interest. Any member on Facebook is able to join as many groups as they want and chat with its members. Members can come up with topics of discussion which other members can contribute and give their own opinions. It is through such groups that people get to share what they have with others. It is here also where a person gets suggestions over a particular issue that they are facing in their lives. These groups can be created by an individual or by a group of people. The requirements for setting up a group are basic and any member in the website is able to provide these requirements. Once the group is established, it begins to operate immediately. Any group can be deleted by their owner from the website.
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October 27, 2011 at 10:44 am Comments (0)
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Eid is the festival of celebrations for Muslims. All Muslim people wait for Eid festival very eagerly and passionately. This is a special day of Muslims. They wish each other by saying Eid Mubarak and they also send Eid SMS to each other. On this special occasion, they all purchase beautiful clothes. There are varieties of clothes available in market for all of them. Eid is a traditional occasion, so ethnic and traditional clothes are preferred for men. Pathani suits are well liked by Muslims. It features a loose fitting Salwar which is paired with a matching or contrast Kurta, often with full sleeves. Pathani Suits look great on tall Muslim men. Apart from this there are also other dresses for men such as Eid Brocade Pathani Suits, Eid Jacquard Pathani Suits, and Eid Raw silk Pathani Suits etc. These all clothes can make a man look traditionally stylish for a beautiful Eid celebration.
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April 9, 2011 at 10:52 am Comments (0)
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People want real love and friendship without having an understanding of what it is all about. Love cannot be explained in words, it is a feeling that can only be expressed through words and actions. True love is a feeling that would be the resultant of being loved and cared for. When there is love between 2 people there is no ego and there is no envy. It only is the faith and the care that 2 people have and share for each other. Being in love with the right person is something that you require to figure out. You should know the person well before reaching a conclusion that he or she is the appropriate person and would justice with your feelings. Having a new crush everyday is nothing rare, but understanding and realizing that the person is right for you.
Once you understand the essence of love you would automatically understand the significance of your partner in your life and also of other relations that you are linked with. It is significant that you respect your partners’ thinking and give him his or her freedom. Love does not mean that you have the person. Be in touch with your classmates, friends and people you meet by sending Friendship SMS. It is a respect, faith, care and dedication that you have towards your partner and his or her feelings. For experiencing love in any relationship you require to be a person who understands emotions. You require to open your heart to all the feelings and understand what the other person feels for you. Love your partner more than yourself and you will realize that true love is a feeling that has no comparison and knows no limits. It is an everlasting feeling that gives you satisfaction every moment that you live in it.
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January 28, 2011 at 4:15 pm Comments (0)